More big dumb suggestions

Monarch's Oath
Primary Godlike Unique (Staff) King of Worms style
No stats
25 damage on hit, 2 shots per second
Each hits creates a diminishing 10 HP shield on you that lasts for 4 seconds. (stackable)
Left click shoots a fast projectile forward.
Right click let's you charges a bigger and faster projectile that deal 50 damage and grants a 15 HP shield instead
Pressing E will give start a special charge that fires small pellets dealing 20 damage each. The amount of pellets shot is equal to every 8HP of shield that is made. Using this will drain all the shield you currently have.
A staff crafted only for those of high nobility. The unique craftsmanship and powers of the rod fills your body with a feeling of superiority.

Elven Signature
Primordial Unique Rifle (Green Tint)
Accuracy +28%
Clip -3
Damage +15%
Firerate +20%
Mobility +10%
Stability -22%
Reload Speed -15%
Has a 1/7 chance of prompting you to activate tailwind upon shooting. Tailwind grants the user and people in a small radius a bonus 15% mobility
Long ears not included.

Tri-elemental
Primordial Tier
Accuracy -10-15%
Clip +5
Damage +14-22%
Firerate -5%
Stability +30-35%%
Reload Speed +15%
Has a 1/13-16 chance of affecting your enemy with the power of the elements.
(A rotational proc that goes from shock->fire->ice->shock)
Shock disorients players.
Fire lights people on fire for 3 seconds.
Ice slows people down for 2.5 seconds.

Freikugel
Primordial P90
Clip +10
Damage +12%
Deploy Speed -20%
Firerate +28%
Stability -8%
Reload Speed -15%
*Every shots has a 1 in 18-23 chance of affecting your target with a random DoT effect.
*Every shots has a 1 in 15-20 chance of affecting yourself with a random DoT effect.
-An evil gun spawned from the ancient dark arts. Only those who've signed a pact with demons dare pull the trigger.



Ring of Eternal Binding
Primordial/Godlike Misc
Dropping this to someone will make it so you both share a total pool of 200-250HP. If 1 dies, the other dies too.
Cannot be dropped a 2nd time.

Maybe more if I don't get lazy

Painhunter

Item Type: Unique Primordial/Godlike
Base Weapon Type: Mp5


Description:
A weapon that absorbs the pain and agony of it's targets to enrage the user using methods of high mountain barbarians.

On kill any DoTs or suffixes applied to the target killed will be transferred to you.
In return, any damage done to you in the next 15 seconds via DoTs or suffixes will increase your damage by 10% per suffix but only once per suffix.

For example, a stack of phoenix and 2 stacks of corrosion would give you 30% extra damage for a total of 45% however, It would only last as long as the procs do.

Stats:
* Comes with guaranteed Bleed 1 in 5
* Has a high chance to obtain phoenix (Normal proc chances)
* Has a high chance to obtain corrosion (Normal proc chances)

Accuracy -15%
Firerate +25%
Damage +15%
Stability -20%
Mobility +12%


My take on a weapon version of the flereous, But with DoTs.

have the proc do 40 damage
Increase the chance to proc it, like 1 in 25 or only proc when it hits a target.

Brass requested some fantasy-themed suggestions, so here you go.
We need more misc items and more celestials. I figure these might qualify?

Valkyrie's Shield - Celestial
Melee
R places a relatively transparent wall that blocks 300 damage worth of projectiles. Lasts 6 seconds.
The wall can be walked through, but doing so reduces the damage that you deal to the owner by 60% for 5 seconds.
Right click reduces all damage the owner takes by 85% for 4 seconds, but the owner can't deal damage during this time.
Reflects bullets like the mirror shield does.

Curious Shining Rosary - Celestial
Misc
When held, upon taking fatal damage (or being reduced below 20hp), you are instead made invulnerable for 1.5 seconds and transported to the lunar plane, where you are simultaneously granted a burst of mobility.
The item is shattered upon this effect (not permanently).
"It feels like something is speaking to you when you touch it..."

Chainmail Tier - Godlike
Any gun.
Generic heroic-level stats, perhaps a bit more damage with less firerate. Negative or low mobility.
While holding this gun, body damage taken is reduced by 35%. Headshot damage taken is increased by 15%.

Buzzing Hourglass - Celestial
Misc
Left click to place the hourglass. Right click returns you to the location the hourglass was when you placed it. 15 second cooldown.

Oracle's Orb - Celestial
Consumable
"It seems to contain some kind of ancient power. Perhaps you should break it open?"
Usable on any gun. Modifies the gun to have any random suffix or trait. An orb can only be used on any gun once. Can exceed the gun's maximum trait/suffix values.

Buying Rape Huge

Item Type: Misc.
Rarity: Legendary
Ability: Would make it so that you can see in poorly lit areas.
*Stats: Maybe could use accuracy stat to charge, and could maybe have usage time between having to wait for it to charge as a variable

The main reason I want this is because of the horrible lighting on many TTT maps such as the outside area on wintermansion. If you are a innocent on canyon and the t is in the dark cave area you can just get shot at and have very little means of fighting back since you wont even know if they are using a disguiser, hid behind a corner, teleported away, or a combination of other things. Of course this is a pretty specific usage so thats why I think it should be legendary since it would be super useful on some maps and useless on others.



-Small thanks to terran, when making this I am super tired and looking at Terrans 2019 Gun Ideas helped me organize this-

Hiya gamers, Jerk Butt here. I'm going to be your Funeral director for the funeral of our beloved friend, Iron Thor.
His will and testament to the community will be a giveaway for those who attend it, This will be edited at any time to indicate a date it may happen and an announcement will be made in discord general, Forums shoutbox, and the editing of this post.

We will come together and do lyrus (And possibly kraken!) together as a community on lobby that day.

There will be a giveaway either before or after these events, but that also will be announced when it is happening.

Be sure to attend if you wish to have a chance for Ironman keepsakes and to wish an amazing member of the community off.


(Items attached below)

https://imgur.com/a/HE0tPW0

Some items are already claimed due to a wish to give them to individuals, Please understand that.




The giveaway is beginning now! 9:00 PM EST 4/3/19


The Funeral has ended, We viking funeral'd Thor's body off of the kraken pier. Goodbye good man, We will miss you.

So, the rune of power, I've always loved using them and having fun with the guns you can get from them, but there are a few changes I would suggest
• Make it so you can abandon a rune of power, say you get a gun you do not like, you can abandon it with !abandongodlike and then you would get a message asking you to confirm, you would do !confirm.
• Give it a GUI upon activation similar to the gift package, so it would give you nine random godlikes to choose from

(Completely unrelated, but it would be nice if the Book of Clergy could give other players ammo)

This was just an idea that I thought would make the server more enjoyable, thank you for taking time to read my suggestion and please reply with your feedback