Age: 17

Steam Name(Current): A Man Named Jsc

Time played on servers?(!time username to check): 108hours 15 minutes

Where did you hear about this server?: I was randomly looking for servers and the name of the server caught my eye.

Have you ever been banned and why?: No

Why do you want to join?: I enjoy this server even though im not that good at the game. The people on this server kind of give off an older sibling feeling. I would love to join the group.

Name: Glaunt

Accuracy: +18%
Clip: +15
Damage: +18%
Mobility: -8%
Stability: +20%
Reload Speed: -35%
Fire Rate: +8

Suffix: 1 in (15-20) chance to slow all speed characteristics of the player (Mouse DPI, Movement Speed, Fire Rate, Reload Speed) by 15% (Stackable)

I think the model should have a slimy texture to it

Ok theres been problems where people just randomly place Djiin landmines and The Demonic Bows AOE Special, Idk if shooting these should be considered karma bait or t-bait due to the fact that they cut of important areas of the map or that it can stop people from entering certain buildings, I've seen people just shoot djiin projectiles and stack shots to block of entrances of buildings and camp there and anyone who trys to enters dies instantly from stacked fist of the djiin shots (which seems like an exploit) and samething with the demonic bow making it impossible to enter single entrance buildings. Idk how this should be handled, but I think placing Djiin shots and Demonic Bows Power shot should be Traiter Bait/Karma Bait. Im not trying to make anyone angry but this seems to be a common problem I've noticed and it tends to creates agruments.

I just want to see your opinions

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/269471549700533622/229C83504C56A37856450F683622CD7CFC7FE922/

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=725919853

So was fighting it. didnt get hit. soon as i hit here, i started getting harrased by these green lines that circles around me

We need more umps!
These puns are all shit btw and are subject to change
UMPassable

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Model: Ump45
Rarity: Primordial
Accuracy: -15% to -20%
Clip: -5
Damage: 20%
Firerate: 10% (this is low b/c ump fires pretty fast)
Mobility: 5%
Stability: -25%
*has a 1 in X (x being 10-15) to place "cal-traps" at a players feet for Y secs (Id say 5-10 secs) doing 5 damage (subject to change) per step, however it allows the player to jump without taking damage. Stacks
Desc: Nobody moves and noone gets hurt

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Model: Ump45
Rarity: Primordial
Accuracy: -20%
Clip: -5
Damage: 10%
Firerate: 15%
Mobility: 10%
Stability: -25%
*Has a 1 in 3 (might be too low) chance to absorb a bullet; the player still takes full damage, however the bullet is "added" into their clip. I.e. If I survive an awp shot and the trait procs the next bullet I shoot will do the same damage an awp shot does, while still being affected by the stats of the gun. (Probably a coding nightmare and far too op, but by far my favorite idea)
Desc: I'm rubber you're glue...

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Model: Ump45
Rarity: Legendary
Accuracy: 10%
Damage: 15%
Firerate: 10%
Mobility: 5
Stability: -27%
*Has a 1 in 5 to jerk the player in a random direction, (not the camera) But has a 1 in 8 to backfire moving you instead.  (A trait geared towards being annoying, not necessarily good)
Desc: Just holding this weapon makes you want to move

Model: UMP-45
Name: J-UMP
Rarity: Godlike
Damage: +10%
Firerate: +15%
Stability: -30% (CUS IT JUMPS KAPPA)
Accuracy: +25%
Mobility: +5
Clip: +5
Reload Speed: -20%
Drawspeed: -50%
Suffix: 1 in 10-15 chance to cause the person hit to jump unreasonably high into the air enough to take 25 - 50 damage

Traits that should be rebalanced/changed:

Thrakos Lightning

There are a few issues with this suffix.

1. The sound of the thunder when it procs is global, meaning anyone can hear it from any part of the map, so whenever you hear it you know someone with a Thrakos is trying to kill people. Can this be changed to emit from the target instead?

2. The suffix takes way too long to actually proc, and damage the target. There is about a 3 second delay between it procing and playing the thunder sound, and then actually doing the attack that causes damage. Can it be changed so that the suffix does damage in 1-2 seconds instead of 3? By the time you proc it on them and it does the actual attack, they're already dead/

Muffle Trait

This suffix has way too high of a chance for something that does absolutely nothing useful.

1. The chance should be lowered to maybe 10-15, not 20-25

2. Maybe make it like the Candy Cane Deagle, where their voice is localized while it's proc'd on them.

Gone till friday, don't miss me, or I'll come do something to you.

Also drop all the godlikes, unless you are Zott.

(Umpty? UMP-Bee? HAHAHAHA.)

Model: UMP-45
Name: UMP-Bee
Rarity: Primordial
Damage: +5%
Firerate: +25%
Stability: -15%
Accuracy: +25%
Mobility: +15%
Clip: +10
Reload Speed: -15%
Drawspeed: -25%
Suffix: 1 in 3 chance to shoot a homing "Bee" projectile at whoever you targeted. It flies very fast, but cannot go through obstacles. If it hits, it does 10% more damage than a normal bullet, and applies Corrosion for (2-5) seconds, with (2-4) damage every second.

Edit: Also, modelling an actual bee for it would be dumb, so just make it an orange sliver of light or glow or something.