Yo, I'm Jodie.

Who the f*ck are you?
Well before I actually introduce myself.... I think you all should know that I'm a French Canadian fag.
So to start off, I'm an 18 years old man child who lifts, so don't fuck with me. I'm also into little girls, almost everyday I go out to the Park near my house to watch 6 years old cuties from a distance with my binoculars. Not only am I horny for little girls, but I'm also into Ellen Page... Yep, that hot lesbian who's 30 and looks like she's 12. Flat as fuck like Taylor Swift but x10 hotter. You can check out my Steam Profile : http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059897103/
I pimped the fuck out of my steam profile with pictures of her <3
I mean... Just look at her for god's sake :

My daily routines
1. Wake up
2. Masturbate
3. Drink coffee
4. Masturbate
5. Launch Garry's mod and play TTT for 8 hours straight like a loser
6. Sleep
7. Repeat

My wishes
I really wish that some day, I'll get to touch Jake's beautiful beard and marry Kcat.

Well that's it for today ladies, I hope that you've learned a few things about me and realized how great of a person I actually am.

P.S : I was drunk when I wrote this... I think.

Issues

The crosshairs don't light up when on a target 50% the time

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=679771417
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=679771626
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=679771498
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=679771557

The damage on the logs is inconsistent with dmg done in game

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=679727700

The suffix doesn't do anything when proc'd on body, however the bleed works fine

Difficult to screenshot this^

Addition

Previous weapon key does not work with deathbringer

This is just basically the title, it could be for if you have a look down or muffle trait, both are hard to see when they proc, it could be worded like,
You have proced (suffix or trait name) (number or times) this map/ life. This will only appear when the suffix or trait is proced

Steam Name (Current):Agent X

Steam Name (During incident):Agent X

Steam ID:STEAM_0:0:85611430

Steam Profile Link:http://steamcommunity.com/id/JackalElite

Name of staff you were banned by:No clue (nem0?)

Length of the ban:Somebody told me it was a perma

Would you like your ban shortened or repealed?:Shortened, but if it was removed that would be nice

Reason for ban:It says I was ghosting

Did you commit the actions stated in the ban reason?:Yes and No. Yes because I love the server and the No part is for the person that RDM'd me

Additional details: Here is what went down I was a T doing my usual awping thing when I switched to holstered and stop in a corner for a second (I never fired a shot and nobody was behind me or saw me) Then this guy comes up behind me and shoots looks at me and then Juans me for no reason, and so I reported him for that. And while I was watching him a guy with a rail gun (who was also my T buddy) was charging his rail gun so he shot him saying that "he was trying to shoot him." So the next time I was a T (which was the next round) he was also a T, so I called him out and told everybody he was a T. I thought I would have gotten a warning like to never do it again or something would happen. Never knew that calling out a T buddy was a form of ghosting. (my first post on the forums is an unban appeal fml)

Steam Name of Offending Player(s): deadlyrecon

Steam ID of Offending Player(s): Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:87126103

Map the event happened on: ttt_whitehouse

Date of event: 4:00 pm, 5/5/16

What Happened?: RDM of a t buddy, multiple rdm of innos,attempted rdm and leave.

Spoiler

Spoiler

So I was thinking, as it says in the title, why not have different difficulties on the event?
Some people don't have the proper equipment or something to do the event. Maybe they still aren't completely used to it.
Or maybe some people are too good at the event and want more of a challenge.
So like there'd be Easy mode, Normal mode and Hard mode. The drops you'd get from the event would vary depending on the difficulty you chose.
(Idk if someone already suggested this, too lazy to look through the 30 something pages of suggestions)

Was a little bored of ttt for the day so i started messing around in photoshop.
Figured i shop what i did here.

3D Trees

Hitch Hiker

Oblivion Terrian

Space shit

Among the wolves

Heart keeps beating

Ritt collage

how did you get/come up with your steam password?

does it mean anything to you?

is there a backstory to yours?

Mine is cancer. It was originally a starter password that i was suppose to change back later. I ended up forgetting until forever and tried to change it but after being told i have to go through 900 steps I changed it back.

So everyone post your passwords so we get the story behind how you got it!!!!! I'll start. My password is f0rumg@mezRc@ncer98326234234565

Okay, your turn!

(This thread in NO WAY is making fun of tobias and is a SERIOUS thread. No trolls please.)

HI IM NAPPAS BITCH I LOVE PIE

The was this will work is we all place dibs on a certain Godlike, and when Zott drops it, Zott gives us what we dibbed on!
Simply reply to this thread with:
I,(YOUR NAME), place dibs on (GODLIKE NAME)
First come first serve.
As the host, I shall go first.


I, Bezerker, place dibs on the Railgun.