Rise to Power

[Seal #3]

(06-09-2015, 05:57 AM)Axe Wrote:  Actually it was a Radioactive Cow threatening FRG we shall kill him!
Someone has to get the reference.

Fixed

[Rangerdanger]

So does sucking an admins dick get you anything in this game?

[Dreadark]

(06-12-2015, 09:25 PM)Rangerdanger0 Wrote:  So does sucking an admins dick get you anything in this game?

dargon smg.

[Rotshout]

Axe wasn't the sharpest axe in the drawer, but he tried the hardest. While most axes only took one or two swings to sever a limb, Axe worked tirelessly to sever those limbs more bloodily than the others. His massacres eventually won him a scholarship to Jesus college in Oxford. He got married, found his wife cheating on him, murdered his wife and her gigolo, and finished school. When the bodies were found, Jesus gave him a high-five and Axe died. Axe's cousin has been posing as him for three years.

[Chosen]

Bumping this.

Terran was born into this world on the best of days, which turned to the worst of days as it was Terran being born. His Parent's did not know that the very child they bore was the Weeb King and Jew Lord incarnate. They started to get what they had raised when the first words spoken from his mouth were "こんにちは" . After that they decided it was best to lock him in the attic with millions of Play Boys. Hoping it would cure him. Eventually.... The weeb took over and they were forced to kick him off a mountain. What happened next was the unluckiest of events as Terran landed in a giant vat of Jew Blood. The Jew Blood seeped in and made him into what he is today. After crawling out of the vent he looked for a place he would be accepted.... Reddit. (Terran today: http://imgur.com/eEqXXPk )

[Terran]

TL Note: こんにちは means "Hello".

[espire]

Oh. My. God.
How is this a thread.
How the fuck is this a thread with legitimate replies and stories and no one has done anything wired yet.

[McNuggie]

Jesus Christ has it actually been 3 months as an admin already? Lmao.

[Fresh]

(09-11-2015, 03:58 AM)NotChosen Wrote:  Bumping this.

Terran was born into this world on the best of days, which turned to the worst of days as it was Terran being born. His Parent's did not know that the very child they bore was the Weeb King and Jew Lord incarnate. They started to get what they had raised when the first words spoken from his mouth were "こんにちは" . After that they decided it was best to lock him in the attic with millions of Play Boys. Hoping it would cure him. Eventually.... The weeb took over and they were forced to kick him off a mountain. What happened next was the unluckiest of events as Terran landed in a giant vat of Jew Blood. The Jew Blood seeped in and made him into what he is today. After crawling out of the vent he looked for a place he would be accepted.... Reddit. (Terran today: http://imgur.com/eEqXXPk )

I'm purrety sure his furst words were "KONICHIWA KAWAI DES ONII CHAN!"