TotaliTerran Gun Tier Buff (Serious Thread + Serious Replies Only, Friends!)

[Terran]

Now, we all know that the promised "High chance of suffixes" was a falsehood. Now, I've thought of a few ways to balance out TotaliTerrans to make them "Cooler!"

Here's a few stat ideas and special stuff.

Stats:
Fire-Rate: +60%
Damage: -70%
Accuracy: -40%
Recoil: +40%
Clip: +8 to +25 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)
Mobility: N/A
Special Status: Very high chance of suffixes. Very low chance of DOUBLE suffixes.

Alternatively:

Spoiler

Variant #2
Fire-Rate: +50%
Damage: -60%
Accuracy: -30%
Recoil: +30%
Clip: +5 to +18 (Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

Variant #3 (Secondaries ONLY):
Fire-Rate: +40%
Damage: -80%
Accuracy: +40%
Recoil: +50%
Clip: +8 to +25(Rifles/Shotguns to Automatics)

They'd be fun guns to use, terrible at a range but with cool suffix stuffs.

Now, I'm broke right now, but I AM prepared to throw money at the screen! However, current TotaliTerrans should NOT be changed, obviously.

!!ALSO!!
If required, a name change is 100% O.K. The name could be something like "Specialist" or "Astounding".