11-24-2018, 10:42 AM
This one is a l o n g one, but a good one. Hope ya like 
So... There's a very busy business man, always on work trips. These trips make him neglect his wife in many ways as he is very busy
This makes him feel bad and feels he should do something for her as he loves her. This gives him an idea
What does a woman miss the most besides quality time spent together? Sex!
So he goes to a shop for the best dildo. and goes to a store called "Dil-Do's".
He goes up to the cashier and asks for something "Special and Amazing" the cashier looks around and says "We might have something..."
He whips out an old wooden carved box in which he blows off the dust too, and says "This is the Voodoo Dick it goes wherever you tell it"
This is clearly shown when he says "Voodoo Dick the Clock" and it does just that it flies to the clock.
The man is astounded and buys it immediately, leaving it for his wife to use with a note saying "Give it Directions..."
The wife uses it normally with great results, but doesn't use it's full potential until the next morning.
On the drive to her work she decides to use it's special use while she's driving and says "Voodoo Dick my V*gina", this causes her to crash because of the feeling.
A police man on the scene walks up and says "What are you doing, who did this?" the wife says "It wasn't me it was the Voodoo Dick!"
The police man with a disgusted face says "Voodoo Dick? Voodoo Dick my Ass"
Hope it wasn't too vulgar, but thanks for reading
So... There's a very busy business man, always on work trips. These trips make him neglect his wife in many ways as he is very busy
This makes him feel bad and feels he should do something for her as he loves her. This gives him an idea
What does a woman miss the most besides quality time spent together? Sex!
So he goes to a shop for the best dildo. and goes to a store called "Dil-Do's".
He goes up to the cashier and asks for something "Special and Amazing" the cashier looks around and says "We might have something..."
He whips out an old wooden carved box in which he blows off the dust too, and says "This is the Voodoo Dick it goes wherever you tell it"
This is clearly shown when he says "Voodoo Dick the Clock" and it does just that it flies to the clock.
The man is astounded and buys it immediately, leaving it for his wife to use with a note saying "Give it Directions..."
The wife uses it normally with great results, but doesn't use it's full potential until the next morning.
On the drive to her work she decides to use it's special use while she's driving and says "Voodoo Dick my V*gina", this causes her to crash because of the feeling.
A police man on the scene walks up and says "What are you doing, who did this?" the wife says "It wasn't me it was the Voodoo Dick!"
The police man with a disgusted face says "Voodoo Dick? Voodoo Dick my Ass"
Hope it wasn't too vulgar, but thanks for reading
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