I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!

[Mr. Meeseeks]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

But otherwise, I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me.

[Unpoke]

oh boy.

[2bias]

[Zott]

Welcome bud

[McNuggie]

lol ok then, welcome to frg

[Kcat]

Loooool idk if drugs or part of your personality

[Rotshout]

Memes too dank, pls nerf.

[knaveHearted]

The first thing I did when I saw him was make a Rick and Morty reference, and he played along.

I like this guy.