Greetings Fellow Gamers. I am a chair-kin, don't trigger me.

[Dreadark]

My name is Dreadark, but I prefer for you to call me Dread. I like taking selfies in animal costumes and dressing up like my dream waifu. I also like to examine fine chairs in furniture stores.    

I am chair-kin. Do not refer to me as he unless you want to trigger me. Only use the pronouns; bro-chair and bench-bro when referring to me, please and thank you.  
I am also bi sexual and weigh 300 pounds. 340 in the winter.

I look forward to playing with all of you. Everyone is my friend.       
Just remember. Don't trigger me my bringing up these words: rape, murder, bathtubs, Ikea (not good chairs there), fat, straight, fag**t, and lightbulbs.                 

Thank you and have a good day.


P.S if you want to be my friend you have to tell me how old you are, your name, birthday, pronouns to use, and your trigger words. Also your social security number.
P.P.S I would have used more emoticons but im limited to 15 per message.

[RadioActiveCow?]

god will never forgive humanity for its greatest sin




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(also hi)

[Terran]

Very reasonable! Welcome!
I find it VERY triggering that we have a 15 emoticon limit. I am very upset. This is literally rape.

[Dreadark]

(03-24-2015, 06:43 PM)Terran Wrote:  Very reasonable! Welcome!
I find it VERY triggering that we have a 15 emoticon limit. I am very upset. This is literally rape.

I agree very much. The oppression leaks through the internet.

[Tonifur]

We had some fun back on NTG, hopefully it can continue here.

I also find the 15 emoticon limit rather disheartening.

[Rangerdanger]

And another person here who hates my guts

[Dreadark]

(03-24-2015, 06:50 PM)Rangerdanger0 Wrote:  And another person here who hates my guts

No need to be so negative! Become a chairkin. We can go to Bed, Bath, and Beyond together and be friends!

[Zephyr]

Literally we have the same triggers

In this a sign of an amazing friendship unraveling in the future? Like My Little Pony has taught me, friendship is magic, and together we can be magical friends

*brohoof* *highpaw*

[Dreadark]

(03-24-2015, 08:39 PM)TheEpicZephyr Wrote:  Literally we have the same triggers

In this a sign of an amazing friendship unraveling in the future? Like My Little Pony has taught me, friendship is magic, and together we can be magical friends

*brohoof* *highpaw*

                           

Yes. We can take our chairs for walks in the park sometime. Maybe we can make our own bench sometime.

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Also Zeph, Tobias wants me to call you a male.

[Anthony]

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